Fill in the blanks with numbers 1 to 10:
I was sittin’ in Friday’s suckin’ on a glass of wine
When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind
Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine
On a scale of __________ to __________, I’d give her a __________.
Now on my scale there ain’t no__________’s, you know
__________ is about as far as any chick can go
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn’t even look at me
So for brains and good judgement, I’d give her a __________.
I said, “Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible __________
You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your head’s on straight.”
She looked up and down my perfect frame
And said these words that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men
Kind who grade all women on scales of __________ to __________
And, you give me an __________, well, that’s a generous thing to do
Now, let’s just see, just how much I give you.
She said you comin’ on to me with that phony numbers jive
Your style makes me smile, I give it a _________
When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores)
It’s last year’s double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a _________.
That must be your car parked out on the curb
That sixty-_________ homemade convertible, a _________ and a third
Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than _________
Except, for your pot belly, I’d give that a _________ for size.
That wine you’re pourin’ might be fine to you
But I’m used to fine champagne, I give it a _________
It’s hard to tell what your flashin’ smile is worth
I give it a _________, you could use some dental work.
But, It’s your struttin’ rooster act that really makes me laugh
It may be a _________ to these country hens, but to me a _________ and a half
And there really ain’t much to add once the subtractin’s done
Since there ain’t no zeroes, I give you a _________!.
She walked out, while up and down the line
The whole bar was laughin’, said’ Bare, what happened to your _________
_________ says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew
She didn’t have no class, I barely gave her a _________.
Yeah! No matter how good they look at first
There’s flaws in all of them
That’s why on a scale of _________ to _________, friend
There ain’t no _________.